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GET TIX NOW: PORTLAND, OR

CHARLES PHOENIX ALOHALAND AT TIKI KON

Live Comedy Dream Hawaiian Vacation Slide Show

 

Red Lion
909 N Hayden Island Dr
Portland, OR 97217


Presented by TIKI KON … Prepare for your tiki pride to swell when Ambassador of Americana, Charles Phoenix, super charges the classic living room slide show into a laugh-out-loud, “dream vacation” to Hawaii ala vintage Kodachome slides, taken by tourists in the 50s & 60s.

With keen expertise, unbridled enthusiasm and sharp eye for oddball detail, Charles lands us into the super spellbinding stratosphere of vintage island style, fun fashions, exotic architecture, tiki transportation, tourist traps and more.

Sit back and enjoy the fabulous flight as we time travel to Charles’ fun-filled, action packed, crazy kaleidoscope of peppy pop culture – all in glorious Kodachrome COLOR!

… Your imagination will be inspired and your spirit will soar !!! …

Festive dress is encouraged … but not expected!

GET TIX NOW: SOLVANG, CA

I KNOWWW MERLOT – BOTTLE SIGNING

Bottle Signing At Sort This Out Cellars In Solvang, CA

JULY 22, 2017 @ 5-7PM
 

1636 Copenhagen Drive
Solvang, CA 93463


I KNOWWW MERLOT bottle signing … Join Charles at Sort This Out Sellers July 22, 5-7pm in Solvang, California … CHEERS !!! …

Click here to purchase bottles.

 

GET TIX NOW: BELLFLOWER, CA

CHARLES PHOENIX: BIG RETRO SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA SLIDE SHOW

Live Comedy Performance Celebrating Classic And Kitschy Local Life And Style

 

Civic Auditorium
16600 Civic Center Drive
Bellflower, CA 90706


Be prepared for your Southern California pride to SWELL when Ambassador of Americana, Charles Phoenix super charges the classic living room slide show into laugh-out-loud extravaganza of mid-century Southern California landmarks legends, and lore celebrating Bellflower’s 60th birthday.

In addition to his “best of guide” to Bellflower area attractions Charles shows and tells the stories and glories of SoCal’s space age suburbia, classic car culture, plus the first fast food, shopping centers, drive-ins, the early days of Knott’s, Marineland, and Disneyland and much more.

Don’t miss this fun-filled, action packed, tribute all in glorious COLOR! Your imagination will be inspired and your spirit will soar !!! …

MEET & GREET Charles after the show. Cake will be served!
Festive dress is encouraged but not expected!

GET TIX NOW: PALMDALE, CA

CHARLES PHOENIX: SPACE AGE SLIDE SHOW

Live Comedy Performance Celebrating Mid-Century Life & Style

 

Palmdale Playhouse
38334 10th St E
Palmdale, CA 93550


Prepare for your national pride to swell when Ambassador of Americana, Charles Phoenix, super charges the classic living room slide show into a laugh-out-loud, celebration of mid-century futurism ala vintage Kodachome slides and retro road trip adventure discoveries.

With keen expertise, unbridled enthusiasm and sharp eye for oddball detail, Charles launches us into the super spellbinding stratosphere of out-of-this world suburban style, extreme architecture, car culture, tourist traps, theme parks, and space age other relics – then and now.

Sit back and enjoy the fabulous flight as we time travel to Charles’ fun-filled, action packed, crazy kaleidoscope of peppy pop culture – all in glorious Kodachrome COLOR … Your imagination will be inspired and your spirit will soar !!! …

Festive dress is encouraged … but not expected!

GET TIX NOW: SAN DIEGO, CA

CHARLES PHOENIX AT TIKI OASIS

Live Comedy Slide Show Performance Celebrating Classic & Kitschy American Life & Style!

 

The Crowne Plaza Hotel
2270 Hotel Circle North
San Diego, CA 92108


Be prepared for your national pride to swell when the Ambassador of Americana, Charles Phoenix, supercharges the classic living room slide show into a laugh-out-loud celebration of spectacular mid-century car culture, space age style, and much, much more.

Don’t miss this fun-filled, action packed, extravaganza of great American pop culture all in glorious COLOR !!!

Note: this event is under the umbrella of Tiki Oasis event … and requires both an admission ticket to Tiki Oasis … and an addition ticket to the slide show

SLIDE OF THE WEEK

Milk Farm

Everybody loves it when a cow jumps over the moon. But we love it even more when it’s a neon cow jumping over a neon moon perched high-in-the-sky on an erector set platform on the roof of a ranch-style roadside restaurant. Looks like she might even be a tail wagger! I’m sure the ‘59 Chrysler, ’55 Mercury, ’57 Chevy and Ford pickup are enjoying the view from the front row.

According to the long and narrow signage, hamburgers, hot dogs, steaks and fried chicken may be on the menu here, but milk is definitely the main course. It’s all-you-can-drink for 10 cents. If you really like leche you can enter their famous “Who-can-drink-the-most” contest. Win or lose, don’t forget to smell your way back to the pasture to meet and marvel at the milk makers.  Cows and restaurants go so well together!

The Milk Farm originated in 1928. In 1986 it closed after, according to the legend, the wind huffed and puffed and blew a big ‘ol hole in the roof.  In 2000, what was left of the building was dismantled and put into storage with hopes that someday the Milk Farm would be resurrected.

Today, only the luna hoppin’ Holstein still stands on the property where it serves as an unofficial, yet beloved local landmark.

If the day ever comes when the Milk Farm moos again, I’ll be the first one in line for the milk-drinking contest. Unless your lactose intolerant, or even if you are, I hope you can be there when they plug in the neon cow so we can all be over the moon when she jumps the neon moon once again!

Here’s to the cow, the milk, the Milk Farm and YOU!

Charles Phoenix
May 17, 2011
Los Angeles, CA