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Mother's Day Fashion Show

 

We love it when a family strikes a Mother’s Day pose on the front porch of a house that should be called “Casa Flamingo.”

But what I want to know is did their family fashion stylist look into a crystal ball? How is it possible that these average, everyday Americans look like they’re dressed for the royal wedding? Kate and William’s royal wedding…53 years in the future?

Long live the Queen of England wannabe on the right!

Here’s to Americana Royalty, you mums, your mum and mine!

Happy Mother’s Day!

Charles Phoenix
May 4, 2011
Los Angeles, CA

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The Kiss

Half open Venetian blinds reveal a dusk or dawn sky. Are Venetian blinds really from Venice? Funny, I never thought to ask myself that question before. The answer is yes! Thank you Italy!

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Crabapple Eyes & Crispy Skin

I have no idea who these people are. They both wear glasses and have the same pale complexion. She is taller and more dressed up than he. He is casual in his windowpane check shirt loosely tucked into pleated pants She is semi-formal in velvet trimmed black taffeta. Apparently, they are celebrating some momentous occasion that calls for a roast beast buffet...

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Flight to Mars

The warm glowing atmosphere of Mars is well rendered on the side of a building while a big, huge silver metallic UFO is either taking off or coming in for a landing right on top of the awning that marks the entrance to FLIGHT TO MARS. The horizon line is low and jagged. A missile painted on the wall has just launched on the right. In the middle a woman toting a balloon or a buoy bends over as a little boy points to the heavens above. Another woman has a firm but lopsided grip on a stroller. A man, well dressed by any amusement park standards in a sensible grey flannel suit and black hat looks back...

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Christmas Cheer!

Cheers to the shape of that woman's brassiere, her titty-pink top and her shocking pink hostess pants.

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